I got a bunch of stuff in the mail, most of which will be used as described above. I found one envelop with something soft in it. I saw the envelop and wondered, what the heck? Free gift from someone I don't know. Name sounds vaguely familiar, though...
Hey, Mom said don't take candy from strangers, but this obviously isn't candy, so I opened it. This is what I found inside:
?????! Does. Not. Compute.
So I turned it around.
Oh, I get it. It's a "gift" from the wife, urging me to vote for her husband.
I thought this was a pretty clever campaigning move, but this thought evaporated within 30 seconds. I found a second envelop from the wife of some guy running for the state assembly. Well, now I've got 2 potholders for free. This is just too good. My sister asked if matching oven mitts are coming next.
So what ridiculous yet useful bribe have you received in the mail?